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10. You are an event & wedding planner with impeccable taste and are looking for a reliable professional bay area jazz band, trio, duo or soloist to show your clients the retro martini greatest time of their lives. 9. You are a serious Dangerous Martini fan and want to send us gifts and lots of cash. 8. You wish to send a letter telling us how much you think we should stick to our day jobs. 7. You are a well known bay area jazz musician living in your car who needs a gig. 6. You are Blue Note or Concord Records and you would like to sign us to your label. 5. You are on a budget and want to find out our rates and what we mean when we say, "We Can Work With Any Size Budget." 4. You are getting married and want to do something romantic, classic and sexy as far as live music on your special wedding day. 3. You wish to confuse the guy who answers all the mail by sending him surreal requests involving female jazz singer impersonators. 2. You wish to purchase some of our music & fun merchandise as soon as we finally finish recording the damned CD and get the online store up and running. 1. You live in a town that Dangerous Martini has not infiltrated yet and you wish to fly us to come to your nearest beach front bungalow, club, bar, million dollar mansion, gun range, temple, bowling alley, church, barn, or military installation.
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